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[argentallure]

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voicemail.

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

Are you avoiding me, Yazoo?

Either way, I have something for you. An apology for all the trouble I caused. I only wanted to make Kadaj happy because you were taken from him. It is something that he wanted, too, but forgot. Such a pity. Still, I wish to make amends.

Will you let me?

[argentallure]

[He lets this stew for about an hour before he finally calls back. There were several reasons for that--of course, once Yazoo recognizes who calls him, so does Kadaj. And Kadaj was still oh so angry and Yaha, therefor Yazoo should be as well.

And... In a way he was, but not quite in the right Kadaj was. Yaha had a lot to do with the reason Yazoo lied, but there was much of it that knew he brought it on himself for hiding such a thing in the first place.

He isn't hiding this from Kadaj now when he calls back, that was the most important part.]

Yaha.

[barebacking.livejournal.com]

Yazoo.

[argentallure]

[His tone is sharp, bordering cautious.]

What is it?

[action]

[what-scruples.livejournal.com]

[ At some point on Valentine's Day, Yazoo will be accosted by a small robotic cupid(?!) with a propeller jutting out of its back. Hovering unsteadily, it tinnily informs him that he has a message from Yaha, and delivers the message recorded into its memory-- ]

I am happy that we own something together. I hope that there will be more that we shall do in the same way.

[ The message concludes with a shower of heart-shaped confetti over his head before the cupid zips away, off on the rest of its errands. ]

[ ooc; As you might have guessed, this is a glitched (with mun approval) message! If you want to see what Yaha intended to send, check out the unscreened post here (http://what-scruples.livejournal.com/4825.html). ]

May 18th & Onward;

[argentallure]

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Voicemail

[starofchaos]

YAZOO! YOU PICK UP THIS PHONE THIS INSTANT PRETTY BOY! RIGHT NOW! DO YOU HEAR ME?! STOP PLAYING WITH ME, YAZOO! I KNOW THE TWO OF YOU WOULDN'T BE SO FOOLISH AS TO GET CAUGHT SO STOP THIS WRETCHED JOKE!

Voicemail

[starofchaos]

I just saw the newsfeed. You BASTARD! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! HOW COULD YOU TWO GET CAUGHT?!

[There's a sound like something very hard being hit very hard.]

You absolute- How dare you?! How could you?! GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT! I WON'T FORGIVE YOU IF YOU DON'T, YOU SON OF A-

[Disconnect.]

[Even in his rage he's not dumb enough to say that.]

Voicemail

[starofchaos]

Yazoo... How are you two holding up? [A beat.] IDIOT! How could you get caught?!

YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHEN YOU GET OUT, I AM GOING TO- TO-

MAYBE I SHOULD DAMN WELL KISS YOU, JUST TO PISS YOU OFF! BUT THEN THAT WOULD BE CRUEL CONSIDERING WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH... WELL, I'LL JUST HELP YOU TWO RECOVER AND MAYBE BEAT THE STUPID OUT OF YOU AFTERWARDS!

JERK!

Voicemail

[starofchaos]

...

Yaha told me where you were.

[His voice, soft and sombre, nonetheless rises steadily as he continues to speak.]

He told me you were there. In their precious club, just like him. And some of those idiots think you belong there. You know what?! They're wrong! Wrong, wrong wrongwrong WRONG! BUT YOU'RE STILL IDIOTS! DAMMIT!

Blondie offered to help get you out. He's not the only one. Just... hold tight. Don't let them break you, dammit! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR NV, YOU BETTER DAMN WELL HEAR ME! YOU STAY UNBROKEN! DO NOT BREAK OR ELSE I WON'T EVER FORGIVE EITHER OF YOU!

[His voice turns soft and pleasant.]

...when you're out, we'll have cake. I asked Francis to make some especially when that happens. Cake and ice cream.

Voicemail

[starofchaos]

...we're going to get you out.

[Liquid sounds entirely calm.]

There are people helping me. Hold tight. Don't give in. We're going to do this right this time.

[mentis-reae.livejournal.com]

[Ring, ring...]

[argentallure]

[Hm. He doesn't know this number.]

Speak.

[mentis-reae.livejournal.com]

Mr. Yazoo? This is Miles Edgeworth.

[argentallure]

[Hm. This was not expected at all. He pauses for a brief moment, words picked carefully.]

So it is. To what do I owe the pleasure?

[Phone call]

[recitings]

[Upon hearing the news, Genesis tries to call Yazoo, wondering if he was kept from having a phone.]

[Phone call]

[argentallure]

[Seeing that Genesis had called him late the next afternoon, when he has been released, Yazoo calls him back.]

Yes?

[Phone call]

[recitings]

Yazoo... [He breathes a sigh of relief.] Were you bailed out?

[Phone call]

[argentallure]

By Xigbar, yes.

[His usual neutral tone is there, but heavily layered with... Something. Tiredness, perhaps. Just wanting it to be over.]

call;

[ex_chocoboing98]

[Ring, ring~]

call;

[argentallure]

[Picks up, considering the kind of people who have been calling him lately.]

Yes?

call;

[ex_chocoboing98]

[Lil pause.]

I'm ready. [Hi, btw.]

[text | virus... yeah]

[namiwasheretoo]

I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up

Aren't you glad Yazoo has very little concept of sex?

[argentallure]

...what

That's what makes it so amusing...

[namiwasheretoo]

...

What, what?